Yes! I’m an awkward fucktard!
I’m an egoistical douchebag.
Yay obsessive twat
Selfish prick, huh
Zodiac Expressions of Sadness
- ♈ Aries: Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy
- ♉ Taurus: Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of 'me against the world', less patience, easier to enrage
- ♊ Gemini: Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems 'elsewhere'; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while
- ♋ Cancer: Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them
- ♌ Leo: Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family)
- ♍ Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional
- ♎ Libra: General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them 'trying' to be happy and keep composed
- ♏ Scorpio: Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of 'me against the world'.
- ♐ Sagittarius: Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future
- ♑ Capricorn: Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and 'overly alert', hyper vigilant, force themselves to 'go through the motions', nothing impresses them
- ♒ Aquarius: Uneasy, harder to 'reach'; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distractible
- ♓ Pisces: Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel 'all at once', nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, hopelessness, despair, lethargy
Real talk. Don’t do that. Ever.
And also: “You’re too sensitive. Can’t you ever take a joke?”
HEY I’M AFFECTIONATE TOO, GODDAMN IT!!!!
Wait, what?
Yeah. Scorpios can be really affectionate…in our own special ways.
What Cancer Thinks About The Other Zodiac Signs:
- Aries: They are loads of fun and there never seems to be a dull moment with them... but they make me shudder when they get a little too blunt.
- Taurus: They are practically my better half... but they can be really difficult when I show them something different or new.
- Gemini: They have a good head on their shoulders and I feel they give out good advice which I think makes for a good friend... but sometimes I feel like they don't even want to be friends or care that much.
- Leo: They are my best friend and we do everything together... but I can feel so overshadowed and sometimes unneeded by them
- Virgo: I feel so comfortable around them like someone I can really trust... but they can either be too emotionally distant or too critical of me.
- Libra: They are understanding and I actually feel needed for once... but I feel so betrayed when they talk about me to other people.
- Scorpio: Their intensity inspires me, and I love that they always do what they say... but sometimes our fights can last a little too long.
- Sagittarius: Their carefree and exciting attitude is contagious, and I feel so strong when I'm around them... but our many differences can get the better of us sometimes.
- Capricorn: They are down-to-earth, strong, nice, and just completely wonderful... but their composed, straightforward attitude can be so mean and even ruthless sometimes.
- Aquarius: They are definitely friendly, sociable with a nonchalant and easy personality... but it can get really frustrating when I try to get them to like something but they just won't bite.
- Pisces: They completely understand me and I feel at home with them, and it's pretty fun just hanging out with nothing to really do... but sometimes I feel like they don't need me so much.
your fuckin horoscope
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
Yaoi-est hands to Yuri-est hands
Capricorn
Virgo
Gemini
Pisces
Leo
Aries
Scorpio
Aquarius
Cancer
Sagittarius
Libra
Taurus
idk i have pretty yuri hands tbh… teeny but sausage-y…
Scorpio…so I’m sort of a mix (?)
Cancer. That explains why I’m for on the yuri side.
I hate being called lazy actually.
